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March 24 2011 4 24 /03 /March /2011 17:01

1) U can study and get any certificates. 
But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection 
But when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. 
But U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... 
But u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic 
But a software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup.
But cannot find world in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard 
But u cannot find mother in motherboard..................

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March 19 2011 6 19 /03 /March /2011 01:00

 







The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for 




Blood plasma. 

No piece of paper can be folded in half 



more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

Donkeys kill more people annually 



than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your A** ) 

You burn more calories sleeping 



than you do watching television. 

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. 

The first product to have a bar code


was Wrigley's gum.
The King of Hearts is the only king


WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE 

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive


from each salad served in first-class. 

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction... .?)


Apples, not caffeine, 



are more efficient at waking you up in the morning . 

Most dust particles in your house are made from


DEAD SKIN ! 

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.


So did the first 'Marlboro Man'. 

Walt Disney was afraid


OF MICE! 

PEARLS DISSOLVE


IN VINEGAR ! 

The three most valuable brand names on earth: 
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. 


It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...


but, not downstairs. 

A duck's quack doesn't echo,


and no one knows why. 

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !) 

And the best for last.... 



Turtles can breathe through their butts. 



Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......and go move your toothbrush !!! 



Cheers !!!!


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March 2 2011 3 02 /03 /March /2011 19:35

 

Doubts..
 

I've some doubts.. Can u please clarify me..

1.    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

2.    If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good  thinking) 

3.    Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

4.    Can you cry under water? (let me try)

5.    Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)

6.    Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) 

7.    Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

8.    Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)

9.    Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch) 

10.    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

11.    What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments)

12.    If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot? (can somebody help ) 

13.    Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

14.    Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)

15.    If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) 

16.    If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

17.    Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

18.    Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? 

19.    If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars

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