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১।চাদের মামা - জানিস আমার মামা চাদেঁ গিয়ে নুড়ি-পাথর-বালু এসব নিয়ে এসেছে। - সে আর কি। আমার মামাও চাদেঁ গিয়েছিল। তবে ওসব ফালতু জিনিষ আনেনি। - কি এনেছে ? - হাঁস , মুরগী এইসব। - বলিস কি! কিভাবে আনল ? - তোর মামা যেভাবে এনেছে ঠিক সেইভাবে। ২।শেষ কথা - আমার...
১ ...এই যে, দাড়িয়ে থেকে খাচ্ছেন কেন ? বসে খান। জানেন না দাড়িয়ে থেকে খেতে নেই। ...হ্যা, বসে খাই! জানেন না বসে খেলে রাজার ধনও ফুরায়। ২। ...এটা কি কথা ঘটক মশাই। বিয়ের জন্য এমন মেয়ের খোজ আনলেন যার দুবছরের ছেলে আছে। ...না, মানে। আপনে তো সবকিছুতেই ফাউ...
১।পয়সা থেকে টাকা। ছেলেঃ বাবা আমার ধারণা,কাল থেকে আমরা অনেক বড়লোক হয়ে যাব। বাবাঃ কীভাবে? ছেলেঃ আগামীকাল আমাদের অংকের স্যার কীভাবে পয়সা থেকে তাকা বানাতে হয় শেখাবেন।. ২।রাজমুকুট। শিক্ষকঃরানী এলিজাবেথকে কোথায় রাজমুকুট পড়িয়ে দেওয়া হয়েছিল? ছাত্রঃ...
*A Wife is like a TV* **A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE** At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time...
সাদা টাকা – কালো টাকাঃ ভেজাল খাব না অপ্রতিরোধ্য দুর্নীতিদমনঃ প্রাকটিসঃ শিক্ষক : তোমার হাতের লেখা এমন ভয়ংকর কেন? কিছুই বোঝা যায় না! ছাত্র : ডাক্তার হওয়ার প্র্যাকটিস করছি স্যার। ছাগল বনাম গাধাঃ ১ম বন্ধু : দেখ দোস্ত! ছাগলটা তোকে যেন কি বলছে! ২য় বন্ধু...
সম্রাট আকবর এবং বীরবল হেটে বেড়াচ্ছিলেন। প্রাসাদের কোনে কিছু কাক চোখে পড়ল সম্রাটের। বীরবলকে জিজ্ঞেস করলেন, বলুন তো দিল্লীতে কাকের সংখ্যা কত ? বীরবর বলল, ৯ হাজার ৯ শত ৯৯। আকবর বিস্ময় প্রকাশ করে বললেন, আপনি এমন নিখুত সংখ্যা জানলেন কিভাবে ? বীরবল উত্তর...
(Planning to UPGRADE?) Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 3GS to Wife 4.0 I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 4.0 installed...
A Chinese farmer has invented a pair of 'electric shoes' which he claims enable wearers to run more than 100 miles a day. The shoes are effectively battery-powered roller skates which feature headlights, indicators, brakes and brake lights. The wearer...
Well, both my parents died from Cancer, so I can relate to a country that wants to completely ban cigarette smoking but this Buddhist monk could face five years in prison after becoming the first casualty of a stringent anti-smoking law in the tiny Himalayan...
New Set of Nightmares Cellular phones have evolved in very odd ways. From the standard brick-sized “Zack Morris” phone of the early nineties to flip phones to phones capable of pinpointing your exact location on a satellite map, the next logical step...
A Different Kind of Boot Camp Although the video included below is in Chinese, some things transcend language, and there is little doubt as to what this device, the Boob Clamp is, what it does and how it operates. For those out there old enough to remember...
Export hopes for urine-boiled eggs Traditional chefs in China are hoping their local speciality - spring eggs hardboiled in boys' urine - will catch on worldwide. The dish has been a local delicacy in Dongyang, Zhejiang province, eastern China, for thousands...
Leftover women in China speak their heart out “No house, no car, no bride” Background: Leftover women, 剩女 (shengnv), a buzzword in China used to describe single or unmarried women over the age of 25 (the age threshold of being a leftover woman keeps lowering....
পৃথিবীর যে কোন সাইটের আই.পি এড্রেস সহ যাবতীয় তথ্যাদি ! পেনড্রাইভ বা মেমোরি কার্ডে কোন ফাইল সুপার হাইড হয়ে গেলে কি করবেন ? Posted: জুন 17, 2010 by amarbook in টিপস এন্ড ট্রিকস ট্যাগসমূহ :কমান্ড, খালেদ মাহমুদ খান, পেনড্রাইভ, মেমোরি কার্ড 1 লিখেছেনঃ খালেদ...
China’s poor treated to fake rice made from plastic: report China's history with food safety is a rocky one, but even in the annals of robbery and abuse, this will go down in infamy. Various reports in Singapore media have said that Chinese companies...
Finger Monkeys – Too Small To Be Real Ever held a finger monkey before? What’s a finger monkey, you ask. Well, believe it or not, it’s a monkey the size of a human finger. They got their name because of their size and the fact that they cling to your...
Beautiful crystal chandeliers as sculptures in various shapes These incredible and edgy-designed chandeliers are made by a Dutch sculptor named Hans van Bentem. They are made for a company that handcrafts giant beautiful crystal chandeliers for a select...
These guns can’t kill you – they are ice cream At first glance it looks like they’re putting real guns in their mouths, but in real life they are eating edible ice guns. They all have different kinds of flavors–cola, cherry, licorice and black currant....
Fashionable weapons made for artistic purposes Peter Gronquist has designed weapons labeled with different famous designer brands like Chanel, Gucci, Versace, Dolce & Gabanna, etc. The artist himself thinks that today people will put a designer label...
Next time you have extra time try stacking your coins Cool Mailboxes I hope that backpack is a parachute " Ahhh, its so warm and cuddly on here" Sorry bro, but thanks for being my chair Looks like he wanted to be alone and chances are he will be It will...
These are some of the photos you won’t believe are not photoshopped . The wonder of optical illusions in photos has a taken over the world by storm. Now people around the world are competing in who will make the coolest photoshoppped photo, but there...
They are cute, they are funny and they are just like human offspring. These stunning photographs show the lives of warbler chicks and their relationships with their mother, but while they may be birds, they have striking resemblance to our own children....
World’s Youngest Mother (5 years old) Lina Medina, is the youngest confirmed mother in medical history, who was born on September 27, 1933 in the small village of Paurange and was only 5 years 8 months old to give birth to her child on May 14, 1939. To...
Foie Gras Foie Gras means "Fat Liver" It's very very luxury menu that originates from France But this dish comes from FORCE FEEDING a goose to make them develope FATTY LIVER DISEASE. Let's see the source of this wonderful dish The geese are forced to...
New photos obtained by Survival International show uncontacted Indians in never-seen-before detail. The Indians are living in Brazil, near the Peruvian border, and are featured in the ‘Jungles’ episode of BBC1’s ‘Human Planet’ (Thurs 3 Feb, 8pm, UK only)....
